No Matter What Happens, THEY Planned It.

The same people/government/world government/secret society that perfectly executed 9/11 somehow completely botched the invasion and subsequent occupation of Iraq?

The same people that are trying to enslave us with their financial system have somehow allowed their entire financial system to collapse in the matter of a few months?


The "Truthers" will have a clever response. The best part about conspiracies is that they explain EVERYTHING. So...
- If Iraq went great, it was part of their plan for oil. But now that's it is dreadful, it's part of the master plan to create chaos in the region!
- If the world economic system went great, it was part of their plan for world domination. But now that it is dreadful, it's all part a master plan for a new economic system!

You see, truthers can explain everything!